I better get this job at Starbucks. Yet, I don't think I will. Why? Because everyone knows how much of a douche Matt Hardy is. And it seems as if I'll never be "good enough" to switch departments. I still haven't gotten a new name tag for when I turned 16, and I never got a raise for getting checker trained. Really, it's annoying. The worst part is that I can't do anything about it, unless I want to get fired. Screw Hy Vee.